so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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