Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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