i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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