erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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