Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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