Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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