I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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