That's intense
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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