Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

People in love make me want to vomit

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days

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(734): View more from Michigan

You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.

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(443): View more from Maryland

you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth

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(480): View more from Arizona

Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

How was your night?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party

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