i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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