Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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