Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs