Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?