Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.