Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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