I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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