Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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