I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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