i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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