She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
