let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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