So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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