there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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