Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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