totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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