I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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