My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
