Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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