real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
