Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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