fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"