what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.