I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.