What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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