I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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