just come out here and I will go home with you...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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