Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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