is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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