I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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