The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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