So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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