I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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