are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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