I'd wear matching sweaters with you
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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