remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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