I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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