So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
It's shark week go big or go home
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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