We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
try to milk me bitch
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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