My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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