also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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