why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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