...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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