If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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