Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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