Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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