i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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