You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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