I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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