honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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