8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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